jeff, audrey, and eunice (kwon) were bored
so they thought it’d be cute to make me a profile on Christianmingle.com (without my consent)
This morning, I confronted Eunice about it:
Me: Dear Eunice, I am getting weird emails from christianmingle.com… make it stop
Eunice: Dear Slin Slin, I think Jeff has your password. But please keep an open mind. You’re not getting any younger.