word&play

are never okay to mix the way we do

so they thought it’d be cute to make me a profile on Christianmingle.com (without my consent)

This morning, I confronted Eunice about it:

Me: Dear Eunice, I am getting weird emails from christianmingle.com… make it stop

Eunice: Dear Slin Slin, I think Jeff has your password. But please keep an open mind. You’re not getting any younger.

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