things i need to stop doing while i drive
- Read text messages
- Compose text messages (some have been paragraph-long)
- Sing so loudly I can’t hear when people yell at me through my open window at the intersection (sorry Ronnie)
- Check for all my split ends
- Browse through the Crewcuts catalog
- Clap along during song interludes
- Brainstorm music video ideas I could do with my apartment
- Look at myself in the mirror and discover Erina staring at me from the sidewalk
Edit:
- Point at people on the sidewalk as I drive by them. I’ve been told that this is rude
Please keep me accountable
