two a.m.
There was a spider big enough to be a tarantula baby on our kitchen floor last night.
Hana threw a pile of construction paper over it while I watched from a safe distance. We then proceeded to put on various footwear to run over it with. Hana used her house slippers. I used my rain boots. Both of us screamed the whole time.
Some people think I go to bed early because it’s a healthy habit, but they are mistaken. I actually sleep at 11 so I don’t have to encounter big bugs when I’m alone.
